why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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