What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Safe sex MR

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

Mullets

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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