A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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a seal walks into a club.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Your mother is average.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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