What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Anti Joke

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