Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Needless to say,

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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Women.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Your Mom!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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