Whats red and dirty? Her period

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everybody loves raymond

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Hitler

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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The EPA.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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