- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Your mother is average.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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