- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red, violets are violet.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Hitler

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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