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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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