The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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GONNA

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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