Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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