What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How old is your mom Dead

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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