What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

luke moore cant pull it back

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

I had sex with my mother in law

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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