- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What's green and blue? yellow

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

guest what i love pancakes

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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