- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

whats worse than jonny james obviously

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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