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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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