- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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