What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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British Dentistry

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Weed.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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A man killed himself.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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