JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Mullets

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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Your future.

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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