If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

I was once a hamster.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Penis

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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