Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

No, Trinidad.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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