a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Loner.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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dick dick dick... frogs

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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F? No k

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