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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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