- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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