- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Womens Rights

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

your mom

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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