I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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A man buys a prius

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

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Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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