- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What's green and blue? yellow

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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