Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Lets Go Lakers!

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

"Knock knock." "No."

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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