whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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An overzealous adventurer takes a trip to the Congo in Central Africa. While exploring the dense jungles, he accidentally drinks water that is contaminated with a very rare virus. He lives through the pain of the virus for many years. About 10 years after his trip to Africa, researchers discover a cure for the adventurer's virus. He goes to the clinic to get his shot to kill the virus. Exhilarated, the now cured adventurer runs out of the clinic but fails to look both ways while crossing the street and gets hit by and ambulance and dies.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Knock knock ... *No ones home*

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Nickleback.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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