What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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