a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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