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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

What is white black and Chinese A panda

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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