A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Your mother is average.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Why did the man buy fruits at the store? Because they were available, on sale, and the man was hungry, so he wanted to eat fruit at that time, he then got into his car, but thought to himself first, "I should unlock my car so I can open the door," so he does so, and sits in the drivers seat eating his fruit, he drives off to his home, arrives safely, and greets his family as he enters the house, then they sit down, eat dinner, and go to sleep, the next day, the man goes to the store, and buys vegetables

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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