- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Autism speaks but not really

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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