What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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CRY

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Caroline Kelly.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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