- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

Apple juice.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

this is not a joke. jks

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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