- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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