What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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womens rights.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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