Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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kesha is a virgin.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Anti Joke

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