- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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