A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

women's rights

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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