- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my tractor?

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

general tso's broccoli

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How old is your mom Dead

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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