What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

A black man walks into a store and buys something.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

general tso's broccoli

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Where's my tractor?

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Justin Bieber

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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