What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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