A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Har har hey

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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