- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

a black man jumps in a pool.

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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