Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

thumb_up thumb_down -45

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -101

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +22

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How are you this morning?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops