why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Fat people.

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