Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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call of duty world at war

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Har har hey

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George Bush.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Anti Joke

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