How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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