George Bush.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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boobs

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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666

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