What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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