Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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