Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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