- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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