Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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your mom

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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im watching you..

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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a seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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