Wigan.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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