what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Penis

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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