- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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