whats white and pointless? chalk.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

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your mom

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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a seal walks into a club.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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