- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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