- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

womens rights.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Potassium? K.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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