- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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