- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

School

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Religionh

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Hey! Where is my tracker?

Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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