- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Religion.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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