- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

"Knock knock." "No."

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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