Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do u call a apple a apple

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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