- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

I was once a hamster.

why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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