- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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