- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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