- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

._____________________. Whale!

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

u suck

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

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