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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

Christianity

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Chinese men having large penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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