- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What comes after 69? 70

VAGINA.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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