- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

once upon a time, it snowed

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Abortion

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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