Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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School

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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tims sty:)

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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