- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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