- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Of course, first door on your left

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do u call a apple a apple

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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