- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

run farther?

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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