What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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