- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

How old is your mom Dead

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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