how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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