- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

What do u call a banana? A banana......

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Chinese men having large penis.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

tims sty:)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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