- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Carrot fingers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!